Reverend Billy's Ten Christmas Commandments

1. Thou Shalt Not Shop 'til You Drop

2. Thou Shalt Not Go so deep into Debt that you are paying the Banks next summer. That is Hell and Damnation.

3. Thou Shalt Stop Pretending that this is NORMAL. The Buy-As-Much-As-You-Can-Christmas was invented by retailers.

4. Stop Shopping and Start Giving. We all know What a Good Gift Feels Like. Its not about what you buy.

5. Save Your Soul From the Axis of Consumer Evil! #1-Big Boxes #2-Child Slave Labour #3-Sexual Abuse at The Feet of Three Story High Supermodels.

6. Thou Shalt Have NO False Idols: Playstation 3 is Not as Good as Real Life. Thats why we'll forget about it by New Years Day.

7. Thou Shalt not Trample Thy Neighbor for Sale Items.

8. Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's Motorized Ashtrays or Shopping Channel Zirconian Chandeliers.

9. Remember! You don't have to buy a gift to give a gift.

10. Let's save Christmas from the SHOPCOALYPSE! Are we shopping Ourselves to Death? Christmas makes intense Plastic Trash and Burns lots of Fossil Fuel. It's the LAKE of HELLFIRE!